She thinks she makes a great impact during her class,
but all she does is like a storm in a glass.
She’s not even funny,
then why do we waste our money?
She may be teased because he likes to interrupt,
but without him she’d go bankrupt.
Yes, that’s what she would never admit,
her business stands on the shoulders of Kermit.
There are so many examples of how boring she is,
that I can come up with an endless list.
All the time Chombe read a book,
and Chonkov didn’t even want to look.
She thinks I feel fear and respect,
but the truth she can’t even suspect.
Reading about women’s rights makes me sick,
I prefer watching a chick flick.
It’s good that I have mastered mime articulating,
because her explanation of words is simply frustrating.
Even after several hours of fighting,
she wouldn’t let Ben and I teach her some creative writing.
Otherwise during discussions she’s simply saucy,
I’m tired of her being bossy.
She just chose the wrong profession,
somebody needs to teach her a lesson.
I don’t know for how long I should go on with my derision,
to make her make the right decision.
That is, to admit her time has passed,
so I can accede to the throne at last.
