Seems like Miss Piggy, our Buddhist nun
decided that being fat is no longer fun.
She wants to be like a French mademoiselle instead,
but that’s something she’ll never get.
As you can probably infer,
I’ll once more poke fun at her.
Piggy dreams of being a Fashion TV star,
but what has she done so far?
That’s just an impossible task;
the reasons why I’ll soon unmask.
She said she’d start a diet that’s very strict,
but what happened is very easy to predict.
All that was just a fraud;
I saw her eating a sandwich; she was caught.
Sorry, but I could no longer keep quiet –
pizza and chips is not what I call a diet.
I can imagine her waking up at midnight for a snack and beer;
that’s not what a French lady would do, dear.
Now you see that what she told you was a myth
that I could no longer put up with.
All her “serious intentions”
turned out to be nothing but pretensions.
What else can I say but “Sorry!”
You were not made for a French model’s glory.